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aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

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  • AnonymousWhat are a few things you wish non-Australian people knew about Australia?
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    I’ve been thinking about this ask for a while and here’s what I’ve come up with;

    Australia is pronounced “uh-STRAY-lee-ah” rather than “AWW-stray-lee-ah”
    Melbourne is pronounced “MEL-bin”, not “mel-BORN”
    Brisbane is “BRIS-bin”, not “BRIS-bay-n”
    Canberra is “CAN-brah”, not “can-BER-rah”

    "Yeah nah" means no
    "Nah yeah" means yes

    "Fanny" means vagina, not butt

    No-one under the age of 60 actually says “G’day mate”

    Pies are full of meat

    This is fairy bread and everyone should experience it’s magic at children’s birthday parties

    These are thongs

    These are biscuits

    Male kangaroos obviously don’t have pouches because males DON’T HAVE BABIES

    Kangaroos don’t just hang around people’s houses they’re wild anim- Oh wait this is my driveway;

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ssweet-dispositionn:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

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